WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please explain before I lose it? What Fucking Fuck?! Dude, this is utterly ridiculous. I'm so pissed right now. It's like a monkey just